Having a watch with built-in USB capabilities and memory is nothing new, so this watch by Doratch doesn’t impress me all that much. Even worse is the fact that it doesn’t even look cool. If you are going to wear a watch, I don’t care what cool things it does, it needs to be stylish.

It’s compatible with all the popular OSes out today, but password protection can only be used with Windows. The watch costs $190 so not only do you get a basic USB drive, but you also get an ugly fashion accessory to go along with it. Where can I sign up?